“二(èr )战”时(shí )期,盟军要实(shí )施安奇(🏽)奥(ào )登陆计(🌰)划,迫于对(🕸)一门(mén )叫安(🤢)奇奥大(dà )炮的(de )超(chāo )级(jí )武器(qì )的忌惮(🍖),要派两(liǎng )个(gè )精锐特工去(qù )摧毁这门大炮,结果两(liǎng )个傻逼被派了去(👑),最(zuì )后经过(🎡)一连串搞笑事件,阴差(chà )阳错的最后完(📞)成了任(🥞)务。 (🍮) 片段一(yī ):德国人在(🕕)北非布(bù )置了一个(gè )陷阱,准(🧚)备(bèi )了一幅(fú )假的防御工事地图让这二个(gè )士兵带回去。他(tā )们(men )却阴差阳(yáng )错的(de )拿走了真(㊙)的(👓)地(🙀)图,最终(🎾)赢(⏰)得(dé )了战役。 片段(🚻)二(🤲):(🕙)他(⛳)们化装成管道工(gōng )潜入德(dé )军在(🚴)意大利的司令(lìng )部,给他们卫(wèi )生间(jiān )(🏉)的(🥊)管道(👊)修(🛎)得乱(🚗)七八(🦇)糟,把(bǎ )将军淋(🌹)了(⛏)个落汤鸡(jī )。将军去换(🚶)衣服,拉开抽(chōu )屉发现一(yī )套新(xīn )的军(jun1 )服,于是洗(xǐ )头洗(xǐ )脸准(zhǔn )备换上新军(jun1 )服的时候闭着眼把脸盆里的脏水倒进抽屉里(🔥)了(柜(guì )子旁边有一个(gè )废水桶(😳))。那个将军是最主(zhǔ )(🛃)要的(👩)一个配角,很有(yǒu )意(yì )(💑)思。到影(🚩)片结束前1分(fèn )钟,都没有一(🐈)句(jù )台词。最(💕)后(hòu )说了一(🐱)句“谢谢”。 片段三:(🛃)德军有一门超级(🐇)大炮俯视着联军(jun1 )将(🐣)要登(dēng )陆的海滩(🍝)。这二(🕌)个(🏗)士兵居然化(huà )(♟)装成希特(🍏)勒(😻)和随从(🍗),去(🤠)视察大炮,把大炮(🕤)炸掉了(le )(🖥)。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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